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12-01-2003, 12:00 AM
I am SO dead.

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball.That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-07-2003, 10:11 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-07-2003, 10:43 PM
A joke or two - by dudearonymus_32 - 10-07-2003, 11:58 PM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 01:02 AM
A joke or two - by ShadowHM - 10-08-2003, 01:11 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 10-08-2003, 03:52 AM
A joke or two - by Kasreyn - 10-08-2003, 04:07 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 05:03 AM
A joke or two - by WarLocke - 10-08-2003, 05:10 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-08-2003, 02:45 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-14-2003, 08:18 PM
A joke or two - by aaa - 10-16-2003, 10:04 PM
A joke or two - by Orbert - 10-21-2003, 11:02 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-22-2003, 05:44 PM
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A joke or two - by Griselda - 10-23-2003, 12:16 AM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-23-2003, 01:17 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 10-23-2003, 08:48 AM
A joke or two - by pakman - 10-23-2003, 04:15 PM
A joke or two - by Walkiry - 10-23-2003, 04:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-23-2003, 07:09 PM
A joke or two - by Crystalion - 10-27-2003, 07:51 PM
A joke or two - by Jeunemaitre - 10-27-2003, 08:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-30-2003, 10:40 PM
A joke or two - by Lelorinel - 10-31-2003, 04:23 PM
A joke or two - by TaiDaishar - 10-31-2003, 06:20 PM
A joke or two - by Lord_Olf - 11-02-2003, 07:26 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-03-2003, 09:45 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 11-04-2003, 06:56 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 11-04-2003, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 01:04 AM
A joke or two - by Artega - 11-05-2003, 03:18 AM
A joke or two - by Bob - 11-05-2003, 09:52 PM
A joke or two - by ZatarRufus - 11-05-2003, 10:16 PM
A joke or two - by Nomad25055 - 11-08-2003, 06:27 AM
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A joke or two - by [wcip]Angel - 11-08-2003, 01:24 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-09-2003, 12:37 AM
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A joke or two - by Xiuhcoatl - 11-09-2003, 07:41 AM
A joke or two - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 11-09-2003, 05:39 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:27 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:39 PM
A joke or two - by Leah_heartsword - 11-28-2003, 10:42 PM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-01-2003, 12:00 AM
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A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 12-03-2003, 11:48 PM
A joke or two - by Little Faith - 12-06-2003, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:32 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:35 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-18-2003, 02:22 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 12-18-2003, 02:31 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-18-2003, 05:06 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 08:46 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 09:01 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 12-18-2003, 11:09 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-19-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-19-2003, 03:46 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 01-16-2004, 06:19 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 01-25-2004, 10:33 PM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 01-26-2004, 12:45 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 01-29-2004, 08:17 PM
A joke or two - by Dozer - 02-05-2004, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
A joke or two - by klaptonic - 02-09-2004, 03:16 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-10-2004, 02:20 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 10:10 PM
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A joke or two - by swirly - 02-13-2004, 12:43 AM
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A joke or two - by Doc - 02-17-2004, 04:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-17-2004, 09:29 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 08:38 PM
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A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 02-20-2004, 04:44 AM
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A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-21-2004, 12:04 AM
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A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 08:56 PM
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