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A joke or two
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11-08-2003, 11:51 AM
A man got a new job of driving a taxi.

It was his first day, and he got his first passenger very early. The passenger tells him the destination, and he drives towards it. Then , when they pass MacDonalds, his passenger taps him on the back, and the driver suddenly swerves and almost hits a tree. The passenger was shocked and told him that she only wanted to go and buy something for her son at Mickey D's. So she did, and they continued to her destination. Then, she tapped him again, as she wanted to buy something else from Subway. This time, the driver swerves all the way into the gutter.

"What in the world is wrong with you?" The lady passenger asked.

"Sorry, but my previous profession is a hearse-driver" was the reply.

Lame...
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A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-07-2003, 10:11 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-07-2003, 10:43 PM
A joke or two - by dudearonymus_32 - 10-07-2003, 11:58 PM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 01:02 AM
A joke or two - by ShadowHM - 10-08-2003, 01:11 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 10-08-2003, 03:52 AM
A joke or two - by Kasreyn - 10-08-2003, 04:07 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 05:03 AM
A joke or two - by WarLocke - 10-08-2003, 05:10 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-08-2003, 02:45 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-14-2003, 08:18 PM
A joke or two - by aaa - 10-16-2003, 10:04 PM
A joke or two - by Orbert - 10-21-2003, 11:02 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-22-2003, 05:44 PM
A joke or two - by BlackLightning - 10-22-2003, 11:56 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 10-23-2003, 12:16 AM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-23-2003, 01:17 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 10-23-2003, 08:48 AM
A joke or two - by pakman - 10-23-2003, 04:15 PM
A joke or two - by Walkiry - 10-23-2003, 04:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-23-2003, 07:09 PM
A joke or two - by Crystalion - 10-27-2003, 07:51 PM
A joke or two - by Jeunemaitre - 10-27-2003, 08:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-30-2003, 10:40 PM
A joke or two - by Lelorinel - 10-31-2003, 04:23 PM
A joke or two - by TaiDaishar - 10-31-2003, 06:20 PM
A joke or two - by Lord_Olf - 11-02-2003, 07:26 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-03-2003, 09:45 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 11-04-2003, 06:56 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 11-04-2003, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 01:04 AM
A joke or two - by Artega - 11-05-2003, 03:18 AM
A joke or two - by Bob - 11-05-2003, 09:52 PM
A joke or two - by ZatarRufus - 11-05-2003, 10:16 PM
A joke or two - by Nomad25055 - 11-08-2003, 06:27 AM
A joke or two - by NeoLunar - 11-08-2003, 11:51 AM
A joke or two - by [wcip]Angel - 11-08-2003, 01:24 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-09-2003, 12:37 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 11-09-2003, 05:21 AM
A joke or two - by Xiuhcoatl - 11-09-2003, 07:41 AM
A joke or two - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 11-09-2003, 05:39 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:27 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:39 PM
A joke or two - by Leah_heartsword - 11-28-2003, 10:42 PM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-01-2003, 12:00 AM
A joke or two - by Baajikiil - 12-01-2003, 07:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 12-03-2003, 11:48 PM
A joke or two - by Little Faith - 12-06-2003, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:32 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:35 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-18-2003, 02:22 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 12-18-2003, 02:31 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-18-2003, 05:06 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 08:46 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 09:01 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 12-18-2003, 11:09 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-19-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-19-2003, 03:46 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 01-16-2004, 06:19 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 01-25-2004, 10:33 PM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 01-26-2004, 12:45 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 01-29-2004, 08:17 PM
A joke or two - by Dozer - 02-05-2004, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
A joke or two - by klaptonic - 02-09-2004, 03:16 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-10-2004, 02:20 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 10:10 PM
A joke or two - by Nastie_Bowie - 02-12-2004, 10:15 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 11:04 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 02-12-2004, 11:53 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 02-13-2004, 12:43 AM
A joke or two - by Drasca - 02-16-2004, 11:00 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-17-2004, 02:53 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 02-17-2004, 04:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-17-2004, 09:29 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 08:38 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-19-2004, 09:21 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 09:48 PM
A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 02-20-2004, 04:44 AM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-20-2004, 07:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-21-2004, 12:04 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-23-2004, 05:24 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-23-2004, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Refrigerator - 02-26-2004, 06:42 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 02-26-2004, 06:59 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 02-26-2004, 07:56 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 02-26-2004, 10:07 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-01-2004, 09:08 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-03-2004, 09:40 PM
A joke or two - by Bob - 03-03-2004, 10:56 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 07:28 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 08:56 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-08-2004, 10:31 PM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 03-09-2004, 05:09 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:49 PM
A joke or two - by Crab~Nebula - 03-11-2004, 11:46 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 03-20-2004, 05:37 AM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 03-20-2004, 07:23 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-20-2004, 01:51 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 03-20-2004, 06:59 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-22-2004, 06:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-22-2004, 07:55 PM
A joke or two - by jahcs - 03-24-2004, 06:33 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-25-2004, 06:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-26-2004, 07:59 PM
A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 03-27-2004, 08:42 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 04-06-2004, 01:20 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 04-11-2004, 09:38 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 04-13-2004, 02:08 PM

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