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11-08-2003, 06:27 AM (This post was last modified: 11-08-2003, 06:29 AM by Nomad25055.)
A newly married couple were traveling down a cobblestone road in a horse drawn buggy, and the wife was looking around enjoying the scenery when the horse slips and falls, the husband says "Thats 1". The wife gets a curious look on her face as the horse gets up. They resume the trip down the road and a few minutes later the horse slips and falls again, the husband says "Thats 2". The wife gets another curious look on her face and wonders whats going on but doesn't say anything. The horse gets up and she notices a very determined yet slightly worried look on it's face and they resume the trip once more. About 10 minutes later the horse slips and falls yet again, and the husband says "Alright thats 3", the horse gets an extremely scared look on it's face. The man hops down from the buggy and gets out his pistol and shoots the horse in the head. The wife jumps down and and says "What did you do that for? The horse was doing as good as it could and all you could do was kill the poor animal!!!" The husband says "Thats 1". -Nomad25055 B)
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A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-07-2003, 10:11 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-07-2003, 10:43 PM
A joke or two - by dudearonymus_32 - 10-07-2003, 11:58 PM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 01:02 AM
A joke or two - by ShadowHM - 10-08-2003, 01:11 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 10-08-2003, 03:52 AM
A joke or two - by Kasreyn - 10-08-2003, 04:07 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 05:03 AM
A joke or two - by WarLocke - 10-08-2003, 05:10 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-08-2003, 02:45 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-14-2003, 08:18 PM
A joke or two - by aaa - 10-16-2003, 10:04 PM
A joke or two - by Orbert - 10-21-2003, 11:02 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-22-2003, 05:44 PM
A joke or two - by BlackLightning - 10-22-2003, 11:56 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 10-23-2003, 12:16 AM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-23-2003, 01:17 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 10-23-2003, 08:48 AM
A joke or two - by pakman - 10-23-2003, 04:15 PM
A joke or two - by Walkiry - 10-23-2003, 04:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-23-2003, 07:09 PM
A joke or two - by Crystalion - 10-27-2003, 07:51 PM
A joke or two - by Jeunemaitre - 10-27-2003, 08:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-30-2003, 10:40 PM
A joke or two - by Lelorinel - 10-31-2003, 04:23 PM
A joke or two - by TaiDaishar - 10-31-2003, 06:20 PM
A joke or two - by Lord_Olf - 11-02-2003, 07:26 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-03-2003, 09:45 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 11-04-2003, 06:56 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 11-04-2003, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 01:04 AM
A joke or two - by Artega - 11-05-2003, 03:18 AM
A joke or two - by Bob - 11-05-2003, 09:52 PM
A joke or two - by ZatarRufus - 11-05-2003, 10:16 PM
A joke or two - by Nomad25055 - 11-08-2003, 06:27 AM
A joke or two - by NeoLunar - 11-08-2003, 11:51 AM
A joke or two - by [wcip]Angel - 11-08-2003, 01:24 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-09-2003, 12:37 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 11-09-2003, 05:21 AM
A joke or two - by Xiuhcoatl - 11-09-2003, 07:41 AM
A joke or two - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 11-09-2003, 05:39 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:27 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:39 PM
A joke or two - by Leah_heartsword - 11-28-2003, 10:42 PM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-01-2003, 12:00 AM
A joke or two - by Baajikiil - 12-01-2003, 07:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 12-03-2003, 11:48 PM
A joke or two - by Little Faith - 12-06-2003, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:32 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:35 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-18-2003, 02:22 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 12-18-2003, 02:31 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-18-2003, 05:06 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 08:46 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 09:01 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 12-18-2003, 11:09 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-19-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-19-2003, 03:46 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 01-16-2004, 06:19 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 01-25-2004, 10:33 PM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 01-26-2004, 12:45 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 01-29-2004, 08:17 PM
A joke or two - by Dozer - 02-05-2004, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
A joke or two - by klaptonic - 02-09-2004, 03:16 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-10-2004, 02:20 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 10:10 PM
A joke or two - by Nastie_Bowie - 02-12-2004, 10:15 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 11:04 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 02-12-2004, 11:53 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 02-13-2004, 12:43 AM
A joke or two - by Drasca - 02-16-2004, 11:00 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-17-2004, 02:53 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 02-17-2004, 04:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-17-2004, 09:29 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 08:38 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-19-2004, 09:21 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 09:48 PM
A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 02-20-2004, 04:44 AM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-20-2004, 07:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-21-2004, 12:04 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-23-2004, 05:24 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-23-2004, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Refrigerator - 02-26-2004, 06:42 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 02-26-2004, 06:59 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 02-26-2004, 07:56 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 02-26-2004, 10:07 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-01-2004, 09:08 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-03-2004, 09:40 PM
A joke or two - by Bob - 03-03-2004, 10:56 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 07:28 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 08:56 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-08-2004, 10:31 PM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 03-09-2004, 05:09 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:49 PM
A joke or two - by Crab~Nebula - 03-11-2004, 11:46 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 03-20-2004, 05:37 AM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 03-20-2004, 07:23 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-20-2004, 01:51 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 03-20-2004, 06:59 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-22-2004, 06:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-22-2004, 07:55 PM
A joke or two - by jahcs - 03-24-2004, 06:33 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-25-2004, 06:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-26-2004, 07:59 PM
A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 03-27-2004, 08:42 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 04-06-2004, 01:20 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 04-11-2004, 09:38 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 04-13-2004, 02:08 PM

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