02-15-2003, 07:31 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-15-2003, 07:37 AM by Archon_Wing.)
Yes, strategy is very important, but where? I'm afriad this is no guide, this is just a cookbook or a uber-item list at best. Which can be found by just asking in the common b.net channels.
Mine is better:
1.) Spend $150 on ebay for the best ITAMS. You will know what teh best ITAMs are by hanging out in the trading channels. And despite what the dictionary says, it's ITAM and teh, not item and the. Because only n00bs speak real english. :)
2.) When you have the best ITAMS, go spam the channels with "I need rush to hell plz 1 soj u take all drops." It's best if your sentences are incohrent as possible. Because only n00bs play the game through.
3.) Remeber to die and don't press esc as this person kills the boss.
4.) Join games beginning with "cow" Never go get the leg, let the n00bs do it.
5.) Do nothing. Follow the amazon with the stick that shoots lightning bolts. You'll hear a sound. You gained a level! More closer to 133tness.
6.) Look at the str and dex req of your ITAMS. Press "c" hover above the "+" signs. Since you were leeching all the way along you'll have around 300 points to spare. Match the str and dex req. When you reach the right level, click on your ITAM and hold it over the equipment slot. If it turns green, you can wear your uber l33t itams.
7.) Finally, you are uber leet! Now join games like pk35 and stand there. There n00bs won't be able hurt you. They will phear you. And rememeber to mispell words and screw up your grammer as much as possible. As they attempt to retrieve their pathetic corpses, kill then again. They will cuss at you. Respond with insults about their mothers, their dogs, and anything you can think of. Use PWN as much as possible
8.) Rinse and Repeat.
See, I can do the same thing in a compact space. :)
Each to his own though. If you can find all of these items, have fun.
Warning: this guide was written in sacrasm, and God help you if you took it seriously. :)
Mine is better:
1.) Spend $150 on ebay for the best ITAMS. You will know what teh best ITAMs are by hanging out in the trading channels. And despite what the dictionary says, it's ITAM and teh, not item and the. Because only n00bs speak real english. :)
2.) When you have the best ITAMS, go spam the channels with "I need rush to hell plz 1 soj u take all drops." It's best if your sentences are incohrent as possible. Because only n00bs play the game through.
3.) Remeber to die and don't press esc as this person kills the boss.
4.) Join games beginning with "cow" Never go get the leg, let the n00bs do it.
5.) Do nothing. Follow the amazon with the stick that shoots lightning bolts. You'll hear a sound. You gained a level! More closer to 133tness.
6.) Look at the str and dex req of your ITAMS. Press "c" hover above the "+" signs. Since you were leeching all the way along you'll have around 300 points to spare. Match the str and dex req. When you reach the right level, click on your ITAM and hold it over the equipment slot. If it turns green, you can wear your uber l33t itams.
7.) Finally, you are uber leet! Now join games like pk35 and stand there. There n00bs won't be able hurt you. They will phear you. And rememeber to mispell words and screw up your grammer as much as possible. As they attempt to retrieve their pathetic corpses, kill then again. They will cuss at you. Respond with insults about their mothers, their dogs, and anything you can think of. Use PWN as much as possible
8.) Rinse and Repeat.
See, I can do the same thing in a compact space. :)
Each to his own though. If you can find all of these items, have fun.
Warning: this guide was written in sacrasm, and God help you if you took it seriously. :)
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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