11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
...of another biker joke:
A truck driver is settling down for lunch at a truck stop when a motorcycle gang arrives and enters the diner. They see the trucker sitting there and decide to have some fun with him.
The truckerâs lunch arrives and he reaches for his bowl of soup. Before he can touch it, one of the bikers tips the entire bowl into the truckerâs lap. All the bikers have a good laugh.
The trucker appears unfazed. He reaches for his sandwich, but another biker grabs it first and smears the contents of it all over the truckerâs shirt. The bikers have another laugh.
Remaining calm, the trucker reaches for his cup of coffee. Once more, a biker grabs it first and tips the hot coffee all over the truckerâs head.
With his lunch ruined, the trucker still shows no reaction. Without a word he stands up, leaves some money on the table, exits the diner, and gets back in his truck.
The bikers laugh uproariously. As the waitress comes over to collect the money, one of the bikers turns to her and says, âThat trucker sure wasnât much of a man, was he?â
The waitress glances out the window. âSeems heâs not much of a driver, either,â she replies. âHe just ran over an entire row of motorcycles.â
-G.
A truck driver is settling down for lunch at a truck stop when a motorcycle gang arrives and enters the diner. They see the trucker sitting there and decide to have some fun with him.
The truckerâs lunch arrives and he reaches for his bowl of soup. Before he can touch it, one of the bikers tips the entire bowl into the truckerâs lap. All the bikers have a good laugh.
The trucker appears unfazed. He reaches for his sandwich, but another biker grabs it first and smears the contents of it all over the truckerâs shirt. The bikers have another laugh.
Remaining calm, the trucker reaches for his cup of coffee. Once more, a biker grabs it first and tips the hot coffee all over the truckerâs head.
With his lunch ruined, the trucker still shows no reaction. Without a word he stands up, leaves some money on the table, exits the diner, and gets back in his truck.
The bikers laugh uproariously. As the waitress comes over to collect the money, one of the bikers turns to her and says, âThat trucker sure wasnât much of a man, was he?â
The waitress glances out the window. âSeems heâs not much of a driver, either,â she replies. âHe just ran over an entire row of motorcycles.â
-G.
Even the mountains
Last not forever:
Someday they, too, shall
Crumble to dust.
Last not forever:
Someday they, too, shall
Crumble to dust.