A joke or two

[BlackLightning]

Epale,
I think I've heard of that newbie song before, with the same kind of rhythm and stuff, but it was on Comedy Central and was called the A**-Hole song. I think it had John Wayne in it instead of Bobba Fett. It's still bloody funny regardless. Thanks for posting it!

Anyway,
-What do you call a Cuban in a red Corvette?
-Grand Theft Auto

-The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez (you guys might know him from the news), gets invited to a high-ranking officer's house for dinner. When he sits down, his wife says "Look Hugo, the cutlery here is pure silver! Steal some and put it in your left jacket pocket!" So carefully, Mr. Chavez takes a few silver forks, knives and spoons and puts them into his left jacket pocket.
All the while, the officer's wife notices this happening, and tells her husband. Upon hearing this, the officer stands up and says "Hey everybody! I can do magic! Let me show you!" He picks up a silver knife, fork and spoon, and puts them all in his left jacket pocket. Then he says "So now Mr. Chavez, if you look in your left jacket pocket, you'll find that they're all there!"

Let me think of some more, and I'll get back to you guys.