The Necrophiliac Necromancer and other questions
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Druids: Furries/otherkin or into bestality. If you don't know what the first two terms are, google Doug Winger. Don't do this around any human beings, at work, around your children, etc.

Assassins: Agreed on the dominatrix part. Always running around with a projection of herself (shadows), so she's obviously into self-experimentation as well. Probably bisexual.

Amazons: If i recall properly from the old D2C manual, women are the big dogs in amazon society and men are like women in our's. Depending on how strongly women are in control, either homosexuality is supported (Look at the greeks. Boys for fun, girls for babies), or strongly looked down upon (The good ol' 'fagbeats' that our closed minded contemporary citizens love.) Either way, definitely on top.

Barbarians: They're probably like Klingons. Sex involves broken ribs, noses, sprainged ankles, for both parties. Straight.

Paladin: Gay, obviously gay. Why do you think the fallen run from him? They know they look like 8 year olds.

Sorceress: Virgin. A vibrator for her is a muscle relaxer. No interest in sex whatsoever. Too devoted to studies, or too frightening for potential mates. Akara might have bagged one or two in her early days, though.

Necromancer: Necrophilia is obvious, but also flat out torture. I don't mean fuzzy handcuffs and nipple clamps like the assassin, I mean stringing someone up on a bone wall or seeing how far they can tease someone in a real iron maiden.
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