Gunter, the Barbarian Mage
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Here's a good one:

A Paladin that only uses Sacrifice and Thorns. I'm not sure how you could work that into a story, maybe he's some kind of Flagellant (Don't know what that is? Go here for an explaination http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/11635c.htm ).
The only way for the Paladin to do damage would be to get hit and have thorns do damage back or to use sacrifice which would leach your life. You'd have to make heavy use of healing potions but you'd be able to do lots of damage. The other option with this would be to use prayer instead of thorns,. I don't know what the heal rate of prayer is but you'd be able to at least recover some of the loss of health you'd get from using sacrifice.
Steve: So lemme get this straight, your a highly evolved creature from another dimension ?
Bob: Aye
Steve: And your the most talented and powerful, now tell me if I get this wrong, reality bender of your race and you've come to earth to protect this planet from the coming of a, ah, great evil, right, how am I doing?
Bob: Aye, that's accurate enough I suppose.
Steve: And your name is....Bob?
-Mystery Of The Bob
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Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-21-2003, 05:08 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-21-2003, 05:13 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Occhidiangela - 08-21-2003, 01:12 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-21-2003, 08:52 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Occhidiangela - 08-22-2003, 02:32 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-22-2003, 07:39 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-23-2003, 06:57 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-24-2003, 12:42 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-24-2003, 12:46 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-25-2003, 05:58 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-25-2003, 06:03 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Kensan - 08-26-2003, 01:33 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-26-2003, 12:50 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-26-2003, 12:55 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-26-2003, 01:00 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Ahvae'el - 08-27-2003, 06:39 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Wapptor - 08-27-2003, 12:53 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Occhidiangela - 08-27-2003, 07:56 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-28-2003, 07:07 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-30-2003, 12:19 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-30-2003, 03:39 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-30-2003, 11:13 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-31-2003, 05:00 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-31-2003, 05:05 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 08-31-2003, 10:48 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-01-2003, 01:19 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-01-2003, 03:25 AM
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Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Obi2Kenobi - 09-01-2003, 11:24 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-02-2003, 02:00 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-02-2003, 02:02 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Obi2Kenobi - 09-02-2003, 02:13 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-02-2003, 04:14 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-02-2003, 04:18 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-02-2003, 04:27 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-02-2003, 05:17 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by hell-bringer - 09-02-2003, 01:11 PM
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Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Rumgut - 09-02-2003, 06:36 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Freepaperclips - 09-04-2003, 12:56 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Bolty - 09-04-2003, 02:20 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-04-2003, 02:36 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by DSTheHermit - 09-05-2003, 02:09 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-05-2003, 03:57 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by DSTheHermit - 09-05-2003, 06:46 AM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by MongoJerry - 09-05-2003, 05:25 PM
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Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by Occhidiangela - 09-05-2003, 05:55 PM
Gunter, the Barbarian Mage - by DSTheHermit - 09-05-2003, 07:37 PM
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