I just got a goldfish and the Sims
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*loses*

Flush Fluffy (It's really just a matter of time, anyway, no matter what your level of expertise in croakfish care).

Purchase a Betta (Siamese fighting fish); lower maintenance, feeding and cleaning demands... MUCH more attractive package. You can get enough food and tap water treatment chemicals to last you 6 months for about $7 (I recommend Hikari Betta Bio-Gold pellets and Aqua-Plus water conditioner).

Ask a friend to place your copy of The Sims under the rear wheel of their vehicle, and then practice moving in reverse and forward for about 10 minutes; the end result will hasten the same result you'll get from playing it.

*drinks more coffee*

*steals his helm back and tips it*
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I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 08-27-2003, 05:38 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by Walkiry - 08-27-2003, 06:08 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by kandrathe - 08-27-2003, 07:17 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by pakman - 08-28-2003, 12:00 AM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by goldfish - 08-28-2003, 02:12 AM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by jahcs - 08-28-2003, 05:14 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by kandrathe - 08-28-2003, 09:21 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by jahcs - 08-29-2003, 03:08 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by ShadowHM - 09-01-2003, 11:34 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by NiteFox - 09-02-2003, 07:42 PM
I just got a goldfish and the Sims - by goldfish - 09-02-2003, 09:30 PM

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