I am the troll of 1.10

[Jeunemaitre]

But if all of you are rhyming chumps,
At least I’ve given this thread a bump.  :P

Chumps are we says you?
I doubt you mean that true...
I've not put out my rhyme
before this very time
mostly 'cause I've no inspiration
to make it worth the perspiration.

And though my rhyme
could pass for fine,
I've trouble with my meter;
which makes not much 'leet'r
than any bnet simpleton cheeter
spamming his "plz plz plz plz plz" or
"I PK U" or "n00b n00b n00b."
So in the end I'm just a rube.

I guess I've not much else to say,
but tomorrow is a better day:
The weekend comes for those who work,
and gives us all the chance to lurk.
Though some will do it on the realms
I'll be selling useless helms
in breaks from my SP action,
'cause I can't deal with my dial-up connection. :angry:

[Okay, so maybe the rhyme isn't that good either.]