I just bought a loaf of bread.

[kandrathe]

But, it's delicious troll bread! 8/10 at least.

-Jester

Don't you see man? It's all about the dough! While 99% of us are craving the donuts, with their creamy or fruity fillings, gloriously glazed, with varieties of sprinkled toppings (often chocolate even), only 1% of the subjects in our great democracy are getting any. There is a huge glaring hole right in the middle of our bread. Some call it a bagel, some call it a donut, I call it a necessity. So, yes, we can save up our hard earned money and buy those donut holes.

BUT, did you ever ask yourself; Where are all the bagel holes? I'll tell you! They are being gobbled up by fat cat bankers! Cream cheese and all.

What this mixer state needs, is more revolutions. To whip up this batter to an ultimate frothy smoothness, I'm going for HIGH SPEED on this Mix Master. Stand back, and witness the chaos! Eggs will be broken and whipped tonight!