08-20-2013, 02:53 PM
(08-20-2013, 06:52 AM)eppie Wrote:(08-19-2013, 07:51 PM)shoju Wrote: Here, let's put this all to bed. It doesn't matter who or what does or says about ms. Clinton.
Why? Because the next election is mine.
I will be of Presidential age
I am of citizenship qualifications
I have the best platform of all of them.
I plan to make sure that my lies are completely obvious right up front.
I plan to use a LOT of sarcasm
I'll put my dirty laundry out there in the open right off the bat.
I'm sure to win.
And here you have some campaigning tips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOh-rpvjYg
(this was actually copied 1 on 1 of a real mayoral debate in Kansas)
Q: *what are you planning to do about crime*
A: 'A lot! because that's what Jesus wants.'
Yeah... that would be my downfall. My goal would be to make sure that the presidency, and as much government as I could ran sans religious influence, no matter what the religion.
My platform would be equality for all. No special treatment because of religion, or lack there of. No special treatment for religions. I'd solely be running on the idea that the federal government is not in the religious business.
I'd lose, and hard, because I have a rather isolationist approach to foreign policy, and a heavy handed ideology about what corporations should, and shouldn't be allowed to do with their "charitable" contributions. I'd piss off both sides of the aisle right proper for sure.
nobody ever slaughtered an entire school with a smart phone and a twitter account – they have, however, toppled governments. - Jim Wright