Want a raise? Wash your vagina!

[Nystul]

As usual, Mitchell and Webb nail it.

-Jester

That's hilarious!

But there are a few things about us men that seem to have been forgotten here. It's not just as simple as shaving and drinking beer, although those are the most important things. For one thing, there is the whole hair issue. We would all be bald by 20 without the right products to fight it. And then when we get our hair back, it will be gray and need special products to color it. And then we cannot wear black without anti-dandruff shampoo. After that is sorted, we must remember to bathe with a manly bar of soap and then use a manly deodorant. Only then are we ready to shave and drink beer. But when going out to drink, we should remember that men get heart burn all of the time (probably because we always eat off of the grill), so let's bring something for that. Then finally we get to this key step of choosing the right alcoholic beverage (this is absolutely essential... a bad import could ruin everything). The point of all of this routine is of course to have sex with hot babes. But since we never know when that special moment will happen, we need to be prepared... with proper ED medication.

...On another note, there is surely something fishy going on if your coworkers are close enough to smell your crotch. Nevertheless I make a point of wearing clean underwear to work almost every day. Even when I'm not asking for a promotion!