Comedy

[kandrathe]

My favorite "walks into a bar" joke is still... A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

That's one of those jokes that loses some of its zest when you write it down.How about the classic:

So, a man walks into a bar. He says, "ouch".

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third one ducks.

{british accent}Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Economist.

Economist who?

Economist the financial crisis, but I promise to do better next time.

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