05-12-2010, 04:57 AM
Quote:A comedian once said that it is about time to remove directions from shampoo bottles.
That reminds me of the part in So Long and Thanks for All the Fish where Wonko was explaining that he decided the world was insane when he discovered instructions on how to use a toothpick. I thought Adams had made up the idea toothpick instructions until a few years ago, when I actually saw some written on a box of toothpicks.
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
-W.C. Fields
-W.C. Fields