6 Worst "Vacations" People Actually Pay For

[Jim]

Hi, :)

Please choose one vacation from the list below for Your vacation this year :blush:

The 6 Worst "Vacations" People Actually Pay For. READ ALL 6 HERE @cracked.com!!!

#7. Help make this #7, what was your worst vacation ?

#6. Tour the Sewers of Paris, Cost: $3 Per Day
Paris isn't all poodles and Eiffel Towers, and it goes without saying that there's more to see than the Louvre and the Arc de Triomphe. In fact, after taking a dump in one of the city's fine restrooms, you may find yourself saying, "Man, I wish I could see the part of Paris where my poop goes." You're in luck, you sick tourist, because you can actually pay to take a tour of the Paris Sewer System.

#5. Illegal Border Crossing Experience, Cost: $18 Per Day
For a tourist looking to have a good time, Mexico has it all: margaritas, enchiladas, senoritas and an assortment of other things that end in "-as." And for the tourist that's interested in having a $hitty time, there's the Illegal Border Crossing Experience Tour.

#4. Ghetto Tours, Cost: $50 Per Day
When you travel to a strange city, do you fear taking a wrong turn and winding up in the "bad" part of town? The problem, of course, is that you don't have a friendly tour guide to show you the sights. Fortunately when you travel to Rio de Janeiro, you can take a Ghetto Tour.

#3. Crossword Puzzle Cruise, Cost: $240 Per Day
There are few things more relaxing than sailing aboard a cruise ship. It's just a little dull, that's all. So how can they liven it up?

#2. Stay in an Ice Hotel, Cost: $400 Per Day
The majesty of winter has a certain effect on people. It reminds us of Christmas and other fond memories. The Ice Hotel is the embodiment of this idea in building form. Just look at it, it's so beautiful. And mind numbingly cold. The Ice Hotel is located just north of the Arctic Circle in Sweden. The latest incarnation (they've been building these since 1980) has 31 rooms, a main hall, a church and a bar. It's the pride of Sweden and the artists who lovingly sculpt it out of ice.

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#1. Shoot Farm Animals with Rocket Launchers, Cost: $400 Per Day
Hold on, now. How did this wind up on a list of bad vacation ideas?
For the Rambo in all of us, Cambodia offers up a taste of awesomeness by allowing tourists to fire off heavy weaponry at barnyard animals. There are testimonials from tourists who found out that it's all about knowing who to ask.