Past, Present and Future

[kandrathe]

Now I have a picture of two Cheeseburgers colliding at ridiculous speed stuck in my (already overworked, as stated) brain. Brilliant.

I imagined a space in Montana, owned by the Higgs family. Out in the Higgs field are the Bison's who eat and leave dark matter in the field, and once in a while they scaler up the mesons to eat their haydron.

Higgs also has a LHC (Loud Holstein Collider), where milk cows are spun with strange attraction and charm to make fermion chedder.

When they die, either to give you your cheeseburgers, or by natural decay, I've heard they make gluion from their hooves.