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Hi,

I'd supposed that the title referred to the 300 Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae. But after seeing the movie, I now know it stands for its score on the one-to-ten suck-o-meter.

Clearly conceived by a no talent jerk who was too ignorant to make it accurate and too stupid to make it original, this crappy, modernized, Americanized, bastardized story received the treatment it deserved in the lousy (over) acting, the loud and inane score, the flashy yet boring effects. Except for the humor value of a Greek Gollum as the traitor, and the one historic line (We will fight in the shade), this movie meets the definition of pornography (it has no socially redeeming value) without even the prurient appeal.

This was possibly the worse movie I've seen since Titanic.

--Pete

How big was the aquarium in Noah's ark?

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300 - by --Pete - 11-30-2009, 06:15 AM
RE: 300 - by --Pete - 07-10-2010, 01:26 AM
300 - by LennyLen - 11-30-2009, 06:22 AM
300 - by --Pete - 11-30-2009, 07:30 AM
300 - by Jester - 11-30-2009, 12:01 PM
300 - by Crusader - 11-30-2009, 01:08 PM
300 - by kandrathe - 11-30-2009, 02:13 PM
300 - by Tal - 11-30-2009, 04:20 PM
300 - by --Pete - 11-30-2009, 06:31 PM
300 - by Chesspiece_face - 11-30-2009, 06:51 PM
300 - by --Pete - 11-30-2009, 07:33 PM
300 - by LavCat - 11-30-2009, 08:22 PM
300 - by Jester - 11-30-2009, 09:01 PM
300 - by Tal - 11-30-2009, 09:05 PM
300 - by --Pete - 11-30-2009, 09:17 PM
300 - by vor_lord - 11-30-2009, 11:11 PM
300 - by Jester - 11-30-2009, 11:24 PM
300 - by LavCat - 12-01-2009, 03:19 AM
RE: 300 - by --Pete - 07-18-2010, 07:17 PM
RE: 300 - by LavCat - 07-18-2010, 07:24 PM
RE: 300 - by --Pete - 07-18-2010, 10:53 PM
300 - by DeeBye - 12-01-2009, 04:29 AM
300 - by --Pete - 12-01-2009, 04:58 AM
300 - by --Pete - 12-01-2009, 05:03 AM
300 - by Crusader - 12-01-2009, 10:38 AM
300 - by kandrathe - 12-01-2009, 10:45 AM
300 - by Jester - 12-01-2009, 12:58 PM
300 - by Lissa - 12-01-2009, 02:46 PM
300 - by Lissa - 12-01-2009, 02:49 PM
300 - by kandrathe - 12-01-2009, 02:54 PM
300 - by Ashock - 12-02-2009, 07:13 PM
300 - by Ashock - 12-02-2009, 07:26 PM
300 - by DeeBye - 12-03-2009, 04:57 AM
300 - by --Pete - 12-12-2009, 09:46 PM
300 - by Jim - 12-14-2009, 07:10 PM
300 - by shoju - 12-14-2009, 08:28 PM
300 - by --Pete - 12-14-2009, 09:56 PM
300 - by Frag - 12-14-2009, 10:12 PM
300 - by --Pete - 12-14-2009, 10:34 PM
300 - by kandrathe - 12-15-2009, 01:21 AM
300 - by Vandiablo - 12-15-2009, 02:51 AM
300 - by Vandiablo - 12-15-2009, 03:04 AM
300 - by DeeBye - 12-15-2009, 03:55 AM
300 - by kandrathe - 12-15-2009, 04:31 AM
300 - by Jim - 12-15-2009, 06:46 AM
300 - by --Pete - 12-15-2009, 07:02 AM
300 - by kandrathe - 12-15-2009, 07:26 AM
300 - by Chesspiece_face - 12-15-2009, 07:14 PM
On rising from the dead - by --Pete - 07-09-2010, 01:30 AM
RE: On rising from the dead - by Chesspiece_face - 07-09-2010, 02:23 AM
RE: On rising from the dead - by DeeBye - 07-09-2010, 03:29 AM
300 - by --Pete - 12-15-2009, 08:12 PM
300 - by vor_lord - 12-15-2009, 10:27 PM
300 - by Jim - 12-15-2009, 10:28 PM
300 - by Taem - 12-16-2009, 01:08 AM
300 - by Jim - 12-18-2009, 02:35 AM
300 - by --Pete - 12-28-2009, 06:50 PM
300 - by [wcip]Angel - 01-04-2010, 09:31 AM

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