07-25-2009, 03:34 AM
Quote:Hi,Hmmm, I'm a New Zealand man with a permenant tan. It's a shame that's not enough to be maori, or I could start claiming land for my iwi.
A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan,
That's a Maori.
With apologies to Dino;)
--Pete
EDIT: Not original -- I picked it up at a filk sing.
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
-W.C. Fields
-W.C. Fields