locally grown

[--Pete]

Hi,

Maori are only indegenous to two places, New Zealand and the Cook Islands, neither of which are third world nations.

A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan,
That's a Maori.

With apologies to Dino;)

--Pete

EDIT: Not original -- I picked it up at a filk sing.

EDIT2: Two other verses that came to mind:

When you swim through the sea
And an eel bites your knee
That's a moray.

When two patterns sublime
Serpently intertwine
That's a moiré.

Now, maybe, I can get that damned song out of my head:)