AK Mouths Off Yet Again

[Archon_Wing]

Nilihtak... his name is so hard to spell. You can be sure that I hate you if I can't be bothered to spell your name correctly. Anyhow, I somehow do not consider the concept of one-hit kills from three screens away to be fun. His minions are cold immune, and he can summom suicide minions. That's horribly imbalanced for many characters. In fact, I have never fought him in hell. It's not like another crappy drop and a medicore quest reward that can be gotten in normal and nightmare is worth dying for. It's in protest for the super cheese that Blizzard has served. It's their excuse for introducing so many overpowered weapons in the game by introducing incredibly cheesy monsters. And the cheese is incredibly moldy.

*Boom! You're dead!*
*Boom! You're dead!*
*Lures away minions*
*Accidently kills one while 10 screens away*
*Boom you're dead!*
*Carefuly runs around minions*
*Bastard summons a suicide minion*
*Boom! You're dead!*
*Boom! You're dead!*
*Boom! You're dead!*
*Finds all the uber items, 75% DR, 95 all resist, 10000 damage*
*Kills Nithilak in one hit*

Are we having fun yet?