06-27-2003, 01:24 AM
David Banner UberDad Absorbing Man absorbs the proprties of anything he touches and basically becomes that stuff. First he started chomping on a fifty zillion volt bit of hose pipe and became a lightning bolt. Then he found some rocks and became rocks. Then he found some Hulk flesh and tried to become Hulkflesh, but ultimately failed and touched water to became water instead. Then he started to displace the ambient energy in the near vicinity causing him to freeze.
That's where it gets weird. I suspect the idea is that he's absorbing so much crap he starts becoming UberZit, primed to pop. That would account for the bubble - some ginormous great floaty thing combining all the stuff he's absorbed and turning green from having a Hulk stuck in it's core.
Then of course Dad #2 goes and blows the living crap out of him with a nuke, as they so often do in Hollywood scripts. :huh:
That's where it gets weird. I suspect the idea is that he's absorbing so much crap he starts becoming UberZit, primed to pop. That would account for the bubble - some ginormous great floaty thing combining all the stuff he's absorbed and turning green from having a Hulk stuck in it's core.
Then of course Dad #2 goes and blows the living crap out of him with a nuke, as they so often do in Hollywood scripts. :huh:
Heed the Song of Battle and Unsheath the Blades of War