05-15-2009, 07:29 AM
As if I don't already have enough to think about when I fly...
-drunken pilots
-overworked controllers
-fuselage metal fatigue
-wing metal fatigue
-snakes on a plane
-long lavatory queue
-insufficiently de-iced wings
-wind shear
-killer virus
-noise-induced infanticide
-passenger odors
-terrorist attack
-poor music selection
and now:
-jumpin' jumbovores... JEEZ
go JETS versus SHARKS!
-V
-drunken pilots
-overworked controllers
-fuselage metal fatigue
-wing metal fatigue
-snakes on a plane
-long lavatory queue
-insufficiently de-iced wings
-wind shear
-killer virus
-noise-induced infanticide
-passenger odors
-terrorist attack
-poor music selection
and now:
-jumpin' jumbovores... JEEZ
go JETS versus SHARKS!
-V