06-25-2003, 06:48 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-25-2003, 07:03 AM by Nicodemus Phaulkon.)
Fanfic - by Hissing Rhymelliterationist
"The small, circling snippets of soft, glowing snow showed shadows of subtly subdued shade as it sank into the sad state that was the city of Sanctuary, sealing the certain scent of smoldering incense that snuck silently among the spruce, roast goose and moose juice which distracted the sorceress' seemingly dreaming trance of sun-dancing ants chanting antsy, prancing rants which awoke the various village vagrants sleeping victorious on their vainly gained planes of woodgrain."
"The small, circling snippets of soft, glowing snow showed shadows of subtly subdued shade as it sank into the sad state that was the city of Sanctuary, sealing the certain scent of smoldering incense that snuck silently among the spruce, roast goose and moose juice which distracted the sorceress' seemingly dreaming trance of sun-dancing ants chanting antsy, prancing rants which awoke the various village vagrants sleeping victorious on their vainly gained planes of woodgrain."
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.