06-25-2003, 02:43 AM
Although I am ineligible to win, I shall try to get the ball rolling. Please go easy on me, I came up with this in 2 minutes:
The Barbarian: A Tough Guy by Bolty
The Barbarian, if not played incorrectly, cannot be unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Running Man because he is wholly capable of cutting up great swaths of Cow Meat in the same manner as Emeril does on that fantastic cooking show that I know you've seen on that Food Network channel; in fact, by mastering the art of Whirlwinding you will be able to slice, dice, and make julienne fries faster than any other character class out there, which I know is all that really counts in this sequel to Diablo, a truly superb game made by Blizzard North.
-Bolty
The Barbarian: A Tough Guy by Bolty
The Barbarian, if not played incorrectly, cannot be unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Running Man because he is wholly capable of cutting up great swaths of Cow Meat in the same manner as Emeril does on that fantastic cooking show that I know you've seen on that Food Network channel; in fact, by mastering the art of Whirlwinding you will be able to slice, dice, and make julienne fries faster than any other character class out there, which I know is all that really counts in this sequel to Diablo, a truly superb game made by Blizzard North.
-Bolty
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