06-24-2003, 10:10 PM
I'll jump in to say hello and describe myself.
I, too, do not need to be reminded of the most proper use of grammar and diction, for I am a 1432 year-old Cumbrian king imbued with the eternal knowledge of the winds, power over wildland creatures, and the blessed power to believe that it's not butter. I command a small, cloistered cabal of holy warriors and sages, borne of infinite years and power, committed to the solemn task of defending the world from the darkness of moral poison that threatens to drown humanity in the inhumanity of their most vile passions.
Except on the third Tuesdays of every month that ends in 'y'. Then, we speak not of the eternal battle between good vs evil, but instead watch "Smallville" on tape, then circle 'round the decrepit '67 Mustang we have sitting on cinder blocks on the front lawn in a Dance of the Thousand Smurfs singing jingles from classic TV commercials.
I, too, do not need to be reminded of the most proper use of grammar and diction, for I am a 1432 year-old Cumbrian king imbued with the eternal knowledge of the winds, power over wildland creatures, and the blessed power to believe that it's not butter. I command a small, cloistered cabal of holy warriors and sages, borne of infinite years and power, committed to the solemn task of defending the world from the darkness of moral poison that threatens to drown humanity in the inhumanity of their most vile passions.
Except on the third Tuesdays of every month that ends in 'y'. Then, we speak not of the eternal battle between good vs evil, but instead watch "Smallville" on tape, then circle 'round the decrepit '67 Mustang we have sitting on cinder blocks on the front lawn in a Dance of the Thousand Smurfs singing jingles from classic TV commercials.
Political Correctness is the idea that you can foster tolerance in a diverse world through the intolerance of anything that strays from a clinical standard.