03-24-2009, 08:15 PM
Quote:Hi,
Well, that's enough in itself to indict him for almost anything.;)
"There are fencers, potential fencers, and hopeless invalids." -- Aldo Nadi
--Pete
Hmm, so what you guys want is a courageous man, who can fence (presumably to cut the red tape strangling government) and who does not have an irrational fear and loathing of firearms. Being black doesn't hurt either.
Gentlemen. I believe I know of one such candidate for the AG.
Pros:
- Forget fencing. This man can wield the blade in real combat.
- Does not play the mug's game of pistols=bad, hunter's shotgun=good. He has used both in the fight against the Vampire Nation, so you can rest assured he's going to respect the 2nd Amendment.
- Not just a black man, but a Daywalker. So when he talks about vampirism, he's got cred.
Cons:
- Need for daily blood serum injection can, and will be misconstrued by the MainStreamMedia as a drug habit.
His supporters needs to counter that nasty rumour by stating the truth. His blood serum is the equivalent of an insulin shot. And comparatively speaking, the amount of blood he needs is still low next to most other vampi..I mean politicians.
- Currently has a small problem with taxes.
Counterpoint:
- A small problem with taxes never hurt other political candidates chances. See T. Geitner.
Possible bonus solution:
Nominate this brave Daywalker for both AG and Treasury Czar.