Stewart Vs Cramer on Daily Show, march 12.

[--Pete]

Hi,

/weird NYorkian accent

Mr. Bond.

Yer Fired.

-insert improbable Bondian escape thanks to ludicrous but entertaining gadget action scene

GET HIM! GET HIM!
He has my plans for the Global Casino Golf resorts!1111

- jump cut and extreme close up shot of the beautiful bombshell in the employ of the villain, Mr. Crump, who has fallen in love with Bond. Facial expression should be one of concern for her newfound love, and conflicting loyalty to her employer, mr. Crump.

-pan down to awesome cleavage. Hold for 5 sec. Consult with test audience here for longer or shorter duration of shot.

- action shot of bond parachuting down into (car model to be announced, see producers memo) cue theme music. Insert one liner here, something to do with real estate value or something.

Now THAT's what I'm talking about!

Suggestion for one liner just before parachuting: "I guess it's another down market."

--Pete