09-02-2008, 11:22 PM
How does Obama keep his staffers on their toes?
He raises the urinals up a couple of feet.
Why wonât Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist.
What do Obama and Osama have in common?
They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.
Why is Barack Obama so thin?
If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.
What is the difference between Biden after Obama picked him and a dead Kennedy supporter?
One was a merry Joe and the other was Mary Jo.
He raises the urinals up a couple of feet.
Why wonât Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist.
What do Obama and Osama have in common?
They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.
Why is Barack Obama so thin?
If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.
What is the difference between Biden after Obama picked him and a dead Kennedy supporter?
One was a merry Joe and the other was Mary Jo.