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Next day he comes in and does it again. Third day he orders his usual three and the barkeep mentions that he could draw them one at a time and that way they'd keep their body better. But the man refuses, explaining that "I have two brothers, one who stayed in Ireland and another who went to Australia. Before we separated, we agreed that we would drink our beers like this to keep each other on our minds."
Well, as often happens, he became a regular at that bar and got to know and was known by many as the years went by. And all the other regulars got to know of his drinking style and the reason for it.
One day, he walked in and ordered two beers. A hush fell over the bar. He drank and left, and much speculation followed. This was repeated for a few of the following days, till the barkeep tentatively said, "Is there sad news we should share?" The man looked puzzled for a minute, then his face cleared and he smiled. "No, thanks for asking. But me brothers are fine. The doctor told me *I* had to quit drinking."
--Pete
Quote:Dude go have a beer for me. :) Oh and since I'm allergic you'll have to have 2 one for you, one for me. :)So this Irishman moves to New York and goes into a local (Irish) bar. He orders three pints of Guinness, takes them to a table and rotates between them till they're done, then he leaves.
Next day he comes in and does it again. Third day he orders his usual three and the barkeep mentions that he could draw them one at a time and that way they'd keep their body better. But the man refuses, explaining that "I have two brothers, one who stayed in Ireland and another who went to Australia. Before we separated, we agreed that we would drink our beers like this to keep each other on our minds."
Well, as often happens, he became a regular at that bar and got to know and was known by many as the years went by. And all the other regulars got to know of his drinking style and the reason for it.
One day, he walked in and ordered two beers. A hush fell over the bar. He drank and left, and much speculation followed. This was repeated for a few of the following days, till the barkeep tentatively said, "Is there sad news we should share?" The man looked puzzled for a minute, then his face cleared and he smiled. "No, thanks for asking. But me brothers are fine. The doctor told me *I* had to quit drinking."
--Pete
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