06-26-2007, 12:02 AM
Quote:Hot off the press: :blush:
The plaintiff, Mr Pants-Guy, lost the suit over the lost suit pants. Any motions on part of the cleaners' to recover their case expenses have yet to be determined.
In short, "Satisfaction Guaranteed" does not guarantee a store must satisfy a customer's unreasonable quest to milk millions of dollars in baseless expense calculations.
And there was much rejoicing,