06-13-2007, 03:48 AM
Before I post the link, I just want to say that I didn't know whether to yell angrily or laugh like an idiot when I first read this story. It's one of those things that's so ridiculously absurd that you think it just has to be fake.
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/Story?id=3119381
Please read the rest of the report. It just gets better and better. This guy is a judge, and he's suing his local mom 'n pop dry cleaners for $67 MILLION because they lost his pants. Those must be really special pants. The dry cleaners have offered to settle for $12,000, but the suing judge said no. This case has been ongoing for years, and the defendants have been racking up legal bills.
I really like the fact that he's asking for $15,000 for rental car fees to take his dry cleaning to another location. There is no way in hell that a judge owns his own car, no way whatsoever.
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/Story?id=3119381
Quote:A $10 dry cleaning bill for a pair of trousers has ballooned into a $67 million civil lawsuit.
Plaintiff Roy Pearson, a judge in Washington, D.C., says in court papers that he's been through the ringer over a lost pair of prized pants he wanted to wear on his first day on the bench.
He says in court papers that he has endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort."
He says he was unable to wear that favorite suit on his first day of work.
He's suing for 10 years of weekend car rentals so he can transport his dry cleaning to another store.
The lawsuit is based in large part on Pearson's seemingly pained admission that he was taken in by the oldest and most insidious marketing tool in the dry cleaning industry arsenal.
"Satisfaction Guaranteed."
Pearson did not return numerous calls from ABC News for comment.
It's the kind of lawsuit that makes liability reform advocates' temples throb.
"People in America are now scared of each other," legal expert Philip Howard told ABC News' Law & Justice Unit. "That's why teachers won't put an arm around a crying child, and doctors order unnecessary tests, and ministers won't meet with parishioners. It's a distrust of justice and it's changing our culture."
The civil trial, set for June, has the scope of a John Grisham courtroom thriller and the societal importance of a traffic ticket.
Pearson plans to call 63 witnesses.
Defending themselves against the suit -- for two years running -- are Korean immigrants Jin and Soo Chung and their son, who own Custom Cleaners and two other dry cleaning shops in the Fort Lincoln section of Washington, D.C.
The ABC News Law & Justice Unit has calculated that for $67 million Pearson could buy 84,115 new pairs of pants at the $800 value he placed on the missing trousers in court documents. If you stacked those pants up, they would be taller than eight Mount Everests. If you laid them side by side, they would stretch for 48 miles.
Please read the rest of the report. It just gets better and better. This guy is a judge, and he's suing his local mom 'n pop dry cleaners for $67 MILLION because they lost his pants. Those must be really special pants. The dry cleaners have offered to settle for $12,000, but the suing judge said no. This case has been ongoing for years, and the defendants have been racking up legal bills.
I really like the fact that he's asking for $15,000 for rental car fees to take his dry cleaning to another location. There is no way in hell that a judge owns his own car, no way whatsoever.