How much will taxpayers shoulder?

[Thecla]

Couldja pick something up at their WalMart for me please?? About a dozen would be good.

A dozen chicken feet coming up. Somehow I always missed spotting them in the US Walmart delis.

Just put them in a shipping container. Better make that two dozen, so that a dozen will make it all the way.

Two dozen it is. And I'm pretty sure they'll all make it all the way (unless the USDA gets their hands on them).

I'm not sure yet what I'll do with them.

Well, you could eat them. A little ripening in a shipping container for a week or two should really add to the flavor.

I think while I'm waiting for them to arrive I'll start a pharmaceutical company, and when they get here I'll have them start making generics. I'll go to the grocery store and get some baking soda so I'll be ready.

I just hope you're planning on paying yourself peanuts, since I don't think you'll find a workforce to pay peanuts to, not in the US anyway.

Oh! Maybe send some "heavy metal" paint, too, so they can make some toys.

Some Shanghai tap water should take care of the heavy metals.

ps. Good to see ya! Here, have a bamboo calendar!

Yum, Yum!