02-25-2003, 12:31 AM
Iv'e got five for now:
1 - Hire me. :) (it is a wish list after all). I have been a DM for years, I'm grotesquely talented and experienced when it comes to creating monsters and imaginary worlds, and will work for free.
2 - Install word filter on servers for D3, which disconnects users for typing certain words. The list of words should include, but not be limited to: 'n00b', racial slurs, 'STFU' and any word ending in the suffix 'x0rz'.
Additionally, it would be excellent if the same word filter would trigger a teleporting mechanism that sent one of those accordion boxing gloves from cartoons out of the culprit's monitor and into their nose... Also, there should be dog poo wiped all over the glove, if it wouldn't be too big hassle to find enough dog poo to coat that many gloves.
3 - Options for choosing to play with people in the same age group or similiar interests would be cool. Allowing grief players & pk's to play with the general public is only beneficial grief players and pk's.
4 - I think a military pick, once wielded, should not tranform into an axe. Also, armour should probably look the same regardless of which class dons it.
And it should be spelled 'armour', and not 'armor', because the former feels more medieval. Relatively, Atma's tavern should serve 'gruel', and 'mead'.
...and, um... all the game text should be entirely in runic.
5 - Hire me. Seriously. :D
1 - Hire me. :) (it is a wish list after all). I have been a DM for years, I'm grotesquely talented and experienced when it comes to creating monsters and imaginary worlds, and will work for free.
2 - Install word filter on servers for D3, which disconnects users for typing certain words. The list of words should include, but not be limited to: 'n00b', racial slurs, 'STFU' and any word ending in the suffix 'x0rz'.
Additionally, it would be excellent if the same word filter would trigger a teleporting mechanism that sent one of those accordion boxing gloves from cartoons out of the culprit's monitor and into their nose... Also, there should be dog poo wiped all over the glove, if it wouldn't be too big hassle to find enough dog poo to coat that many gloves.
3 - Options for choosing to play with people in the same age group or similiar interests would be cool. Allowing grief players & pk's to play with the general public is only beneficial grief players and pk's.
4 - I think a military pick, once wielded, should not tranform into an axe. Also, armour should probably look the same regardless of which class dons it.
And it should be spelled 'armour', and not 'armor', because the former feels more medieval. Relatively, Atma's tavern should serve 'gruel', and 'mead'.
...and, um... all the game text should be entirely in runic.
5 - Hire me. Seriously. :D
*Swarmalicious - USeast Hardcore
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - W Wonka
The Flying Booyaka and The Legend of Bonesnap
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - W Wonka
The Flying Booyaka and The Legend of Bonesnap