05-31-2003, 11:31 PM
Hey... bud. *opens trenchcoat*
You wanna buy a ... pot? You need blues? I got blues. Want the small ride? Just touch off the top... maybe you have a need? I've got your fix...
Oh, I see. This fella, here: Big man. He can hold his liquor. Right... right... here's one just for you, pal. Super. We're talking a Smurfalicious Big Gulp™ here. Hey, this is the good stuff... brewed it myself. Primo ingredients, uncut. I squish the little singers, myself.
Here, you wanna try something a little more... "more"? You know: "more". Yeah, here... 3 for this, and then you mix it with the reds. Yeah. TRUST me, you'll be dancin' 'til dawn, my friend... no party like this party.
Hey, I'll tell you what. I like you. We're friends, right? Right. Here... first set's on me. You take this and show your friends what a good time looks like... then you come back here for more, right?
Right.
Who loves ya, baby?
...
*The preceeding dramatization was based on a warped sense of humor and intended for the amusement of others. If you found it annoying, insulting or just plain childish; please address your concerns to the management. If you did find it amusing... I can be found behind the local schoolyard, selling full rejuvenation potions between the hours of 12 and 3 when the police stop sweeping*
You wanna buy a ... pot? You need blues? I got blues. Want the small ride? Just touch off the top... maybe you have a need? I've got your fix...
Oh, I see. This fella, here: Big man. He can hold his liquor. Right... right... here's one just for you, pal. Super. We're talking a Smurfalicious Big Gulp™ here. Hey, this is the good stuff... brewed it myself. Primo ingredients, uncut. I squish the little singers, myself.
Here, you wanna try something a little more... "more"? You know: "more". Yeah, here... 3 for this, and then you mix it with the reds. Yeah. TRUST me, you'll be dancin' 'til dawn, my friend... no party like this party.
Hey, I'll tell you what. I like you. We're friends, right? Right. Here... first set's on me. You take this and show your friends what a good time looks like... then you come back here for more, right?
Right.
Who loves ya, baby?
...
*The preceeding dramatization was based on a warped sense of humor and intended for the amusement of others. If you found it annoying, insulting or just plain childish; please address your concerns to the management. If you did find it amusing... I can be found behind the local schoolyard, selling full rejuvenation potions between the hours of 12 and 3 when the police stop sweeping*
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.