09-01-2006, 04:27 PM
Quote:If his teacher is female, I'll slap a fake beard and mustache on her and my son will be none the wiser
Could just give him some stylish glasses with the fake beard and mustache painted directly on them, which would elliminate the whole issue of bribing/hypnotizing/chloroform + gorilla glue-ing to get said implements to stay on the teacher in question.
--me