Quote:... I'm not as confident, after all there's not enough Samuel L. Jackson to be stationed in every plane, should there be a problem. ...Evidently there are! I heard tonight that on a United Airlines flight, two plain clothed officers nabbed a dangerous hysterical 59 year old women pacing the aisles and muttering about Pakistan, which earned her a body tackle, a pair of handcuffs, an escort from a fighter jet, diversion to an emergency landing, Swat team, emergency evacuation of the airplane upon reaching ground, and explosive sniffing dogs trampling over everyones luggage strewn out onto the tarmac. Why wasn't I lucky enough to be on that flight? So let's say this blue haired grandma had a screwdriver, some hand cream and matches. What would she be able to do?
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SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOT HER!!!
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.
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