04-18-2006, 02:56 AM
Occhidiangela,Apr 14 2006, 05:03 PM Wrote:IIRC, you are a left coast person, but couldn't you find a reason to come to Austin and be in the Pun Off?
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Hmm, would the Dixie Chicks be performing there?? That would be good...
Maybe you remember that I am green. You know, it's not easy being green. From this distance the only green I see in Texas is $$$, golf courses, and shrubs. The latter are my most welcome, but unfortunately they are routinely hacked to pieces and hauled off by the likes of quail-raisers and sons of Quayle co-racers.
I might like to visit Texas someday and see an endangered species: the Lone Star Bluestatebird. This queer bird was so threatened just 2 or 3 years ago that a passionate conservationist, or conservative I forget which, named Tom D. set aside large swaths of Texas where the Bluestatebirds were protected. To keep the economy from being burdened by such set-asides, however, he made sure that in the majority of Texas would be Bluestatebirds-free zones, so that business-as-usual could continue.
Quote:I think you'd do quite well.
Maybe, if they allowed half an hour per response.
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