04-17-2006, 04:13 AM
DeeBye,Apr 16 2006, 10:42 PM Wrote:THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
Bananas are vile, disgusting things that like to pass themselves off as "fruit". Bananas are mushy, starchy, and never ooze lovely juice when you bite into them.
I hate bananas with all my soul.
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You are wrong sir. Bananas are delicious and versatile creations of Nature. I am unknowledgeable when it comes to how fast they spoil since I eat them so quickly. You can put them in Cheerios (or so I'm told, I haven't eaten breakfast in 8 years) or put them in ice cream or pies or basically anything delicious.
Bananas are also funny. They are the chimpanzee of the fruit world... and everyone loves chimpanzees.
Pineapples are good too btw, even though having "apple" in their name is rather confusing since they have approximately zero resemblance to apples.
--Mith
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack London
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack London