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[GriffonSpade]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING!

Bananas are vile, disgusting things that like to pass themselves off as "fruit".  Bananas are mushy, starchy, and never ooze lovely juice when you bite into them.

I hate bananas with all my soul.

Now pineapple, there's a REAL fruit.  It has a tough, spine-laden exoskeleton.  It looks like an organic hand grenade.  My 3 year old son can peel a banana, but it takes considerable skill to effectively extract the maximum amount of edible fruit from a pineapple.

The fruit contained within a pineapple's outer defenses is pure awesome.  It is everything a fruit should be.  It's sweet, juicy, and has a resistance to the bite (aka "crunch").  The smell alone sends me into cartwheels in anticipation.

Bananas are for lazy people that like to pretend that they are eating fruit.  Bananas are the "fast food" of the fruit world.

I'm sorry if I've offended any banana-lovers with this post, but I cannot allow this banana lovefest to continue any longer.  It is a sham.


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Yah! They get all gooey and nasty in like 2 days too!