New to the Lurker Lounge

[Premezilla]

It's like being the new kid in class.

Except the class is really a big, fuzzy room filled with play-pit plastic balls.

And the classmates range from grumpy gibbering gelatinous googleplexes to preposterous, panache-y, pillaging Pancho Villas.

And the school is like a university with different "schools," i.e. the school of whimsical reiteration, the school of supercilious consolation, etc.

And the class teaches the physics of Silly Putty and it's effects on Pop Rocks.

And your teacher is a big Devil that drops good items only after Hell-ish Quests.

And your school Mascot is a WoW.

Well, welcome, because I'm out of ideas.