03-13-2006, 03:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-13-2006, 04:03 PM by Occhidiangela.)
Doc,Mar 13 2006, 09:41 AM Wrote:How to behave like a good Republican.I had heard those two sets intersect, perhaps it is unfounded rumor.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
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Doc: Those aren't jokes, those are political soundbytes, and bumperstickers. (I like a few of the points underlined, however.) A joke would be more like the Houses of Congress (rim shot) or something along these lines:
"Tom DeLay; that name was not earned from his frat brothers due to his success with co-eds."
"What's the difference between Hummus and Hamas? The difference between a gut bomb and a car bomb."
"What's the difference between a neoconservative and the Tin Man? The Tin Man finally got a heart."
My favorite joke came in this morning's newspaper: a feisty little Shi'ite cleric named Sadr borrowed a GW Bush rhetorical device. He called the US, UK and Israel "The Triad of Evil." (I chuckled when I read it. :lol: ) Aping GW Bush's rhetoric style is like copying from a D student on a chemistry test.
Occhi
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In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete