Cruel & Unusual Things the Engine Does
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*Sigh* Now I know why I've never bought a wand from Akara. +1 Dim Vision and 67 charges of level 1 Dim Vision, all on the same rod. All for the low, low price of 16k.

And it's not as if I use Teeth much anyway.
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#2
*recently saw Larzuk selling a "Cruel Bastard Sword.*
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#3
I know what you mean, but...damn, that's funny. :lol: Like Defender of the Jackal.
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#4
I really wish weapons would come with berserk charges. Nothing would be cooler than a "Berserker's Berserker axe of Berserk". :lol:
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#5
i recently saw the guy in a4 selling a slayers axe of slaying.
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#6
If that were possible, I would have already personalized it with Berserk_Berserk. :P Berserk_Berserk's Berserker's Berserker Axe of Berserk. Berserk... that word has lost all meaning. :P
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#7
That would be rather.. um.. berserk. :ph34r:
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#8
At least they fixed the spelling mistake :P
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#9
If you notice the edit on my post I had to too. ^_^
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#10
hi,

while shopping for a nice cruel elite Polearm for my late (1.09) Pole-Barb, I came across this:

Cruel Halberd of Quickness

300% ED, 40% IAS

...

yay!


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#11
i found on anya one of the must un seen items on battle. net, no one knows it exits

cruel wirst sword of piercing

297% ed, ignore target defence, i put a shael on it and still use it

to bad wasnt a 300% T.T
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#12
Edit: Disregard. Misread "wrist" as "wirts."

*Bash*Bash*Bash*Bash my head on my desk. Idiot NiteFox <_<
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

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#13
"writs" actually, you could get wrist or wirts just by swapping 2 letters with each other, it just depends on which you swap. "wrist" to "wirts" would be 2 swaps - thus you can remove one head-bash :P

-Bob
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#14
I got a similar thing with a sorc orb. The only diference is you could give that wand to a non-necro and they could use the charges. No such luck with this:

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:D
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#15
:lol: :lol: That orb has the perfect name too. "Demon Heart". :lol: :lol:
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#16
I was lucky enough to come across these two godly items:

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Well, at least they weren't being sold for a crazy price :P
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