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213 bad things - ak404 - 01-26-2004
213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
213 bad things - Occhidiangela - 01-26-2004
Quote:'A full magazine and some privacy' is not the way to help a potential suicide.
That's an understatement.
When someone in your unit attempts suicide, which happened a few times in my saltier days, and succeeds, which happened twice, the jokes about suicide do not elicit as many giggles as they might otherwise.
On the bright side, those who succeed at least got one thing accomplished that they set out to do. Sadly, they don't get to try anything else ever again, beside perhaps 'dodging the whips of the demons in Hell' if the Christian Apocrypha are any guide to the afterlife. :P
213 bad things - Vandiablo - 01-26-2004
Quote:The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- .... Gotterdammerung,
More evidence that the government is against the use of Diablo!
213 bad things - Yrrek - 01-27-2004
!!! I could not stop laughing the whole time I was reading that!! I especially loved the red Mike and Ike's. :lol:
213 bad things - jahcs - 01-27-2004
I made the mistake of trying to read that at work. It was too funny to keep quiet. I have a few friends in my company that are like this. Thankfully it is spread out over several individuals.
213 bad things - NiteFox - 01-27-2004
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
The man is my new hero :)
213 bad things - WarLocke - 01-27-2004
Funny stuff. :D
Am I the only one who kept thinking that many of those would have worked well in Stripes?
The mental image of John Candy going on about prophecies to his CO cracks me up. :lol: