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Bye Bye Bolty - Doc - 04-01-2004
Have fun with your million!
Tootles!
B)
Bye Bye Bolty - Faragon - 04-01-2004
So, how does selling out feel like? ;) :P
Bye Bye Bolty - [wcip]Angel - 04-01-2004
Initial thought: "Huh, what's he going on about?"
You see, I've got the board bookmarked, so I never visit the main page, but when it occurred to me what it might be, I had a look and saw the story. Funny stuff..
I still remember the angst of finding "Lurkerlounge" when I typed in "www.diablo2.com" a few years back.
Ahh so young, and so naïve :)
Bye Bye Bolty - TaiDaishar - 04-01-2004
Doc,Apr 1 2004, 04:43 PM Wrote:Have fun with your million!:blink:
Tootles!
B)
May I ask what in hell are you talking about? There's nothing in the front page...
Bye Bye Bolty - Zyr - 04-01-2004
Hey, I think I went to school with Ray "Chick" P. Garbonzo! His motto was, "I can always count on myself."
Bye Bye Bolty - Walkiry - 04-01-2004
TaiDaishar,Apr 1 2004, 05:03 PM Wrote::blink:http://www.lurkerlounge.com/
May I ask what in hell are you talking about? There's nothing in the front page...
If you see the page as normal, I suggest refreshing the browser to get the latest version of the page ^_^
Bye Bye Bolty - Sir_Die_alot - 04-01-2004
http://www.lurkerlounge.com
Bye Bye Bolty - Zarathustra - 04-01-2004
*coughs*
:P
(and yes, I dropped by today just to see the main page)
Bye Bye Bolty - TaiDaishar - 04-01-2004
Quote:"working with Electronic Arts, a company well known for its dedication to quality electronic entertainment venues
Oh GOD, tell me you didn't say this Bolty! Tell me you didn't blatantly LIED!
Bye Bye Bolty - Leshy - 04-01-2004
Zarathustra,Apr 1 2004, 05:36 PM Wrote:*coughs*It's good to know you can always count on the Lurker Lounge for these things \o/
:P
(and yes, I dropped by today just to see the main page)
So what's next? Electronic Arts announces "The Sims: Lurk your Lounge"? ;)
Bye Bye Bolty - NiteFox - 04-01-2004
*Chuckles* :P
Bye Bye Bolty - Lord_Olf - 04-01-2004
and the "Ãber-item" in that game will be the "Club of Flaming +3"... But only available from NPC "Lem" after he's been bribed with a TFoS ;-)
Take care, says a chuckling
Lord_Olf
Bye Bye Bolty - Occhidiangela - 04-01-2004
EDIT: Stupid Browsers.
This post was crafted to spell out a message reading vertically down the left margins. I note that depending on which browser I am looking at the post in, it either does or does not work. In short, half of you were never going to get a chance to see the joke. Different versions display a different left to right distance posts.
In short, this joke backfired completely. Who's the April Fool now?
It happened when Bolty went to EA to playtest
that new Ultima X game. Like a Zerg Queen, an EA exec used all her wiles,
sensuality, and wit to infest both Bolty and TPJ (look for similar news at the
Amazon Basin soon). EA was down to its last ploy, and was desperate.
Justifiably so. For the past four years, Bolty has time and again shown his
obstinate resiliance in fending off attacks, so she lure him with juicy sweet
killer bait -- a new game to mess around with. EA induced no sellout, but an
emulation of the ultimate RTS Free For All dirty trick:
Backstab.
Surprisingly, I was left out, consigned to the margins by this nefariouis plot.
Occhi
Bye Bye Bolty - jahcs - 04-01-2004
*Cough, Cough*
Bolty sells out. Entire gaming community reduced to the status of "tools" :o
News at 11:00
Bye Bye Bolty - mageofthesands - 04-01-2004
Has anyone else noticed what day this is? I mean Bolty wouldn't sell out for a million. He'd do it for a thousand, and free Madden for life.
Bye Bye Bolty - AtomicKitKat - 04-01-2004
No duh, mack. I already did my April Fool's joke here:
http://boards.swirve.com/board.cgi?boardse...75&spec=5206546
*NOTE, THE ABOVE LINK WILL PROBABLY DIE WITHIN 24 HOURS, OR LAST A WEEK AT MOST*
Bye Bye Bolty - NiteFox - 04-01-2004
Occhidiangela,Apr 1 2004, 06:44 PM Wrote:Anyway, EA was down to its last ploy, and was desperate.Darn right they were desperate. Desperate enough to resort to using Blizzard cliches :D
*Steals Nico's helm from whomever has it now*
*Tips helm*
Bye Bye Bolty - Lord_Olf - 04-01-2004
Isn't it in the care of the Ducky One? And what would she think about that? So many questions to be pondered at the very beginning of the month...
Take care,
Lord_Olf
Bye Bye Bolty - Occhidiangela - 04-01-2004
Left is marginally correct.
Bye Bye Bolty - TaiDaishar - 04-01-2004
mageofthesands,Apr 1 2004, 10:18 PM Wrote:Has anyone else noticed what day this is?You know, people reminded me of this day for around 5 times already and I still forget what this day is!
Dumb, DUMB me, I never saw it coming...
This is April Fool's, Bolty will never sell his soul to Satan... right? :unsure: