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A Caption Contest - Leah_heartsword - 08-22-2003
1. "What behind the rabbit?"
2.
Bridge keeper: "What is your name?"
Necro:"corpseleaver the necro."
Keeper:"What is your quest?"
Necro:"To overflow Akara with corpes."
Keeper:"How many golem corpses are there?"
Necro:"Blood golem or Iron golem?"
Keeper:"I don't know that...AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!111"
A Caption Contest - Refrigerator - 08-23-2003
To the tune of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
(Actual line now)
I've got a lovely bunch of golem-nuts! There they are all lying in a heap! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
(/Actual line)
Sorry if I've offended anyone. I didn't mean to be rude, this verse just popped into my head and I thought it would be funny.
Greetings,
Refrigerator
A Caption Contest - Chaerophon - 08-23-2003
"Boy, do those Carvers ever know how to make a mess; there's not a thing left here for me to use! Now which one of these is Charsi... I hope there's something to salvage; I've always wanted her at my beck and call!"
A Caption Contest - LavCat - 08-23-2003
1.) Oh, so that chat gem *does* do something!
2.) Why yes, next to purple, red is my favorite color.
3.) Welcome back my friend! -- we're still clearing the monastery, but you're welcome to stay here as long as you need.
A Caption Contest - goldfish - 08-23-2003
3. Necro: "You misunderestimated me!"
Caption: "George W. Bush tries his hand at the Blood Golem spell."
A Caption Contest - Refrigerator - 08-23-2003
I call it:
A Nasty Surprise...
"Ahhh, it's autumn, with a lovely carpet of gold and red leaves on the ground and the smell of pumpkins in the air. *Sniff sniff* Wait a minute..."
A Caption Contest - Sheep - 08-23-2003
1) For the money.
"I guess I owe you a fiver Akara, you were right, golems CAN'T sky dive."
2) For the show.
"The first person to eat 20 corpses will be declared the winner of Diablo: Fear Factor."
3) To get ready.
"Ho ho ho, merry Meatmas!"
A Caption Contest - Leah_heartsword - 08-24-2003
necro:"New plumber Akara?"
Akara:"Yeah, some guy who had an italian accent. His name was.... Mario. That bastard through some red ball in there and BAM...this happens! He ran off on a green dinosuar."
A Caption Contest - Leshy - 08-24-2003
Necro: "I guess you'll be wanting my broomstick then."
*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*
"Reality? That's where the STSI reminds me of Pizza toppings!"
-Leshy
A Caption Contest - Coca - 08-24-2003
Bah, didn't reply to Bolty's
A Caption Contest - Coca - 08-24-2003
Akara: Mexican?
Necromancer frowns.
A Caption Contest - kandrathe - 08-24-2003
#1 -- Necro: Really! It tastes like chicken!
#2 -- Akara: There is a place of great evil... Oh, my god! What a bloody mess. Nevermind.
#3 -- Necro: I swear, once in awhile one will actually look like Robert Redford.
A Caption Contest - Premezilla - 08-24-2003
#1: Necro: "Okay, okay, my turn. I spy, with my eye, something that is red!"
Akara: "........"
#2: Hoping to seal the deal quickly, Akara offered TEN-THOUSAND corpses AND a floating black box to the Necromancer in exchange for the "services" of the virile, masculine Barbarian.
#3: Akara: "What's that black, empty box hanging over your head?"
Necro: "Hey, I asked first! What are all these dead bodies doing here?"
A Caption Contest - whyBish - 08-24-2003
"They didn't call him dim just because of his vision"
A Caption Contest - Velius - 08-24-2003
1) Umm, Akara..Have any more mana potions?
2) This is what I'll do to those Hell Bovine!!! after that amazon comes back..
3) Just making sure I couldn't have more than 1 golem...
A Caption Contest - NiteFox - 08-24-2003
1) "I told you cows couldn't skydive..."
2) "Y'know, Akara, I liked the old rug better."
Can't think of a third, I'll try and get one in before the deadline :)
Edit: Daaa-aamn. Never read through the whole thread, so I never noticed that my first caption is near-identical to one of Sheep's. I guess we'll settle the debate on which is funnier: Cows or Golems.
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-25-2003
Sheep,Aug 23 2003, 06:59 PM Wrote:3) To get ready.:lol: LMAO !! :lol:
"Ho ho ho, merry Meatmas!"
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-25-2003
6. Necro : "Wow , Akara , that 10,000 Maniacs concert was an absolute blast !! I brought you something as a reminder , by the way , any idea what a mosh pit is ?"
News Headlines from after the 10,000 Maniacs concert "Hundreds Mysteriously Slain in Mosh Pit"
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-26-2003
7. "Paper or plastic ?"
8. "So , as you can see , these plastic explosive pumpkins will definitely remove those pesky gophers from your garden ....... "
(C'mon , I'm spacing these all out - I didn't want to use all my good ideas up ...... wheres everyone else ? :blink: Why am I in parentheses ? :blink: ......... :ph34r: ! )
A Caption Contest - Striker - 08-26-2003
2. Sorry about that Akara. Conan there has never been out of the Arreat Summit, so forgive his manners. Besides, you're a healer, you can fix that right up.
3. Photo caption: There was a riot at the Rouge Encampment when it was revealed that the 1.10 Patch was delayed for another 2 years. We now go to our intrepid reporter, Tom BrokeAll, who is already at the scene. Tom?
Necro: It was a bloody scene earlier this morning when...