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Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Obi2Kenobi - 07-01-2004

Actually, Kelvin=Celcius-273. 0 Kelvin is absolute 0, or -273 Celcius.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - pakman - 07-01-2004

<sarcasm> Purdue University has a fantastic physics department with professors that care about students.

The Freshman Engineering program at Purdue is worth the trouble.</sarcasm> (I know because I go there)

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Minionman - 07-02-2004

Obi2Kenobi,Jul 1 2004, 10:29 PM Wrote:Actually, Kelvin=Celcius-273. 0 Kelvin is absolute 0, or -273 Celcius.

Kelvin=celsius+273. If absolute 0 is o kelvin and -273 celsius, than celsius=kelvin-273, add 273 and you get the other equation. The joke is that battlenet population has a IQ in the 300's, which apparently isn't true, partially since no one has a 300 IQ.

Edit: oh, was that an outrageous claim? forget all this stuff if it was.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Obi2Kenobi - 07-02-2004

Um... I knew that, I was just testing your knowledge of physics. And you passed. A+, fifty gold stars. :) (3 gold stars to whomever catches the reference)

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - LochnarITB - 07-02-2004

Obi2Kenobi,Jul 1 2004, 11:36 PM Wrote:A+, fifty gold stars. :) (3 gold stars to whomever catches the reference)

Well, 3 gold stars won't do me any good because my money suit already has 50 gold stars. I used my money suit to finally buy the last piece of my defense suit, with 50 shields, just today. Now I'm going for the parts needed to convert that to an attack suit with 50 swords. (Yes, I do play way too much Gunbound.)

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - eppie - 07-02-2004

Obi2Kenobi,Jul 1 2004, 10:29 PM Wrote:Actually, Kelvin=Celcius-273. 0 Kelvin is absolute 0, or -273 Celcius.

Let's make it 273.15 then. But as IQ does not go behind the dot...

anyway, apparantly president Bush writes his own speeches, and is a known battle.net addict.

Greeks can play soccer, and even reach this years EC finals!!.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - TaMeOlta - 07-02-2004

-- World of Warcraft is a huge smokescreen created by Blizzard : it is in fact really Diablo3 in disguise , all animation / graphics / voices / storyline will be replaced just before its due to hit the shelves .

-- "Real Soon ™ " will become an actual unit of measurement , normally for labelling unknown quantities of time , or as a parental delaying tactic when answering children .....

-- Griselda is stalking me on these very forums ( ;) )

-- Scientists discover that what we refer to as "Ice" is really a living organism that thrives on really cold air .....

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Minionman - 07-02-2004

Nylon is really made from incinerator waste. Polyester is made from lawn mower waste.

I went on vacation last summer to area 51. You should go, it's really cool. Their UFO show is something to see.

I fell off from 10 stories off he ground and survived.

All three blizzard game series are really the same world. When the worldstone gets destroyed, the earth, heaven and hell realms merge with other realms in space, become planets, and turn into the starcraft world. When Duran releases his "psychic" experiments, they release magic into the world and turn it into the warcraft world. Hell becomes zerus, heaven becomes another planet that we never hear about again, flesh spawners become zerglings, later different types of humans become night elves, humans, etc. Other creatures mutate to become all the warcraft stuff. Draenor comes from another planet like mars again. Diablo, Baal, and Mephisto, and the lesser evils have their souls reappear as Archimonde, Kil'jaeden, etc.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Tal - 07-02-2004

Jeunemaitre,Jul 1 2004, 11:09 AM Wrote:Apologies to librarians, and library patrons everywhere.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Griselda - 07-02-2004

Quote:- Griselda is stalking me on these very forums (  )

:ph34r:

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Sailboat - 07-02-2004

Jesus Christ returned in the 1970s. The Russians knew He was coming; they prepared the way for His return by detonating a nuclear device over Sicily. Americans who were in Sicily at the time, and became nuclear casualties, but have been kept alive by Christ's power, can now contact the United States Government to file financial claims. I myself spent 20 years in a hotel room kept alive only by Jesus' will.

Stars are beaming rays into Earth's atmosphere and causing helicopter crashes. I know why, because I have psychic powers, and can stop these crashes, but no one will listen to me.

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Weirdly -- and sadly -- both those tales were told to me with great seriousness by callers to the federal agency where I work.

Sailboat

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - jahcs - 07-02-2004

I have developed a vehicle that runs on chard and purple kale. Unfortunately the emissions are mildly halucinogenic. The FDA and DMV refuse to give me approval to operate the vehicle on public roads. However, nearly all members of the US Senate have recieved "prototypes" and are pushing through legislation which will allow me to mass market the vehicle.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - kandrathe - 07-02-2004

That was you! :D BTW, let me know when you want me to start using my psychic powers to prevent the aviation accidents.

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - TaMeOlta - 07-02-2004

-- Lemming OfGlory is referred to as such ("Of Glory " -- the higherst title amongst Lemmings ) because he is the last known member of his species , all others having killed themselves by seemingly odd , suicidal tendencies ; falling from great heights , walking into magma streams etc

According to Lemming Historians , the term "There can be only one " was once a Lemming saying .

Everyone please keep an eye out for any odd behavior from Lemming as this could herald the return of the Lemming horde , which will lead eventually to there only being one survivor again . :blink:

-- Jesus built my Hotrod ................. (name the band :P )

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - LemmingofGlory - 07-02-2004

Quote:-- Lemming OfGlory is referred to as such ("Of Glory " -- the higherst title amongst Lemmings ) because he is the last known member of his species , all others having killed themselves by seemingly odd , suicidal tendencies ; falling from great heights , walking into magma streams etc.

It's my birthday! Here's a picture of me and my littermates:

[Image: lemmingtter.png]

(Screenshot originally captured July 02 1999, 23:21:22.)

Quote:Everyone please keep an eye out for any odd behavior from Lemming as this could herald the return of the Lemming horde , which will lead eventually to there only being one survivor again.

How can you differentiate "odd" Lemming behavior from regular Lemming behavior? That is, what kind of function is it?

-Lemmy

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Sword_of_Doom - 07-02-2004

My real name is Orenthal Julius Simpson and i am still looking for the killers on the golf courses of Orlando B)

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - Oomph-aak - 07-02-2004

I once made a totally outrageous claim and everyone believed it! :blink:

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - NuurAbSaal - 07-02-2004

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Let's make totally outrageous claims! - LochnarITB - 07-03-2004

Women are drawn to me like flies to honey and I am wealthy beyond avarice.

Top that!

Let's make totally outrageous claims! - BruceGod - 07-03-2004

Quote:Top that!

I beat Baal in hell NOOD without assigning any stat or skill points.