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A Caption Contest - TheDragoon - 08-20-2003
Shouldn't it be, "Ahhh... Fresh Meat!" ;)
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-20-2003
3. Necro "So , Ma'am , you're telling me this man , PeterPeter Pumpkineater , has been harassing you and you don't know why ?!? "
A Caption Contest - Jeunemaitre - 08-20-2003
1: Oh... you wanted it more like your home.
2: Well?!?,:huh:, Oh... you were singing that to yourself.
/Anything you can do, I can do better: I can do anything better than you/
3: Voila Necro 1.10: more than just curses, now with landscaping...
Okay, so I can't come up with anything good. Sue me...
/hides for fear of being served/
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-20-2003
4. Exasperated Necro : "What ?! Another shrubbery ??!! C'mon lady , give me a hard Quest already !!"
EDIT: removed humongous quote :blink:
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-20-2003
5. Bounty Hunter Necro : "OK , describe this Pumpkinhead guy one more time ?
.....triangle eyes , check ,
.....triangle nose , check ,
.....crooked smile , D'oh ! "
A Caption Contest - --Pete - 08-20-2003
"So, what else did we get from the cow level?"
--Pete
A Caption Contest - Wiccan - 08-20-2003
necro: Hmmmm, to many life potions and they will run right thru me.....
Akara: here try this, hands the necro some pink potion.. labeled pepto besmo
A Caption Contest - Copadope - 08-20-2003
Occhidiangela,Aug 20 2003, 08:41 AM Wrote:The gratuitous, gross out, lowbrow humor non-entry:Very nice. That was the first entry so far that really made me laugh out loud (after I yelled "Eeeewwwwww!"). I guess that says something about my sense of humor :P
A Caption Contest - TaiDaishar - 08-20-2003
1) You couldn't hold it, didn't you (or is it Could you? Ahhh! Head...hurts...)?
2) This looks like a blood donation gone horribly horribly wrong...
3) Haha, and I thought the Rust Storm would be a dumb thing.
A Caption Contest - The Mock - 08-20-2003
Entry #1
Akara: "HAHAHA! Cast another! Cast another!"
Nercromancer: "You are a sick, sick woman Akara"
Entry #2
Necro: "The Cow King made me do it"
Entry #3 (For us late 80's, early 90's cartoon watchers)
Necro: "Go go necro Blood Golem...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A Caption Contest - Griselda - 08-20-2003
"It all started when I went afk in the maggot lair."
A Caption Contest - DeeBye - 08-20-2003
Necro: Your new shag carpet looks great!
A Caption Contest - Copadope - 08-20-2003
Here goes nothing...
Entry 1:
Barbarian merc: *Sigh* "Not again! This happens everytime he sits down with Gheed and his narlant weed. I can't believe he still thinks this is funny..."
Entry 2:
Necro to Akara: "See? I told you the wand still had all two hundred and thirty-seven charges of Blood Golem on it. Now for pity's sake, pay me the full price!!"
Entry 3:
Necro to Akara: "Looks like you're having some gang-related problems here in camp. I take it the Crips are winning?"
A Caption Contest - Nicodemus Phaulkon - 08-21-2003
Necro: "Mulch!"
*rediscovered my Sergio Aragones' Groo comics the other day, boxed in the basement*
A Caption Contest - nebula - 08-21-2003
Necro: "Corpse Explosion? Bah! Allow me to demonstrate the subtle effects of Pop Rocks and Soda."
(with thanks to Death of Little Mikey)
A Caption Contest - DeeBye - 08-21-2003
Quote:*rediscovered my Sergio Aragones' Groo comics the other day, boxed in the basement*
Mulching is a process of inbred fertilization which employs certain decomposed organic materials-- including, but not limited to animal sediment-- to blanket an area in which vegetation is desired. The procedure enriches the soil for stimulated plant development while, at the same time, preventing erosion and decreasing the evaporation of moisture from the ground.
Groo rules :)
A Caption Contest - Heat Miser - 08-21-2003
"...It's okay..... I hear there's lots of room in Guantanamo Bay...."
"...At least they left their maracas at home...."
"...Could be worse... Could be those d*mn electric beetles...."
-= H/M =-
A Caption Contest - Kartoffelsalat - 08-21-2003
"Ave sà carilya ata!" equë i saila, vanya, taura Eldar."
A Caption Contest - Count Duckula - 08-21-2003
Barbarian: Gheed told us he was scared of Akara, but I never thought it would be THIS bad...
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Akara: You never told me it was your first colonoscopy! Did you drink all the water like you're supposed to? Hmm?
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*hijacks Occhi's idea*
(posted someplace as a caption)
blood GOLEM: Genetically Organized Lifelike Ensanguined Mishmash
required level: 12
Creates a frightening totem, frightens away male creatures
casting cost: 2 Midol
(what got it all started)
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A Caption Contest - Nicodemus Phaulkon - 08-21-2003
I SAID nt, damnit.