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A Caption Contest - Yrrek - 08-20-2003
No! You can't have any more friends over! 125,896 is quite enough!
A Caption Contest - Yrrek - 08-20-2003
Quick note to NERMANWhippy and Doc, reply to Bolty's first post to enter, those will not be seen as entries! :)
A Caption Contest - Neon Elephant - 08-20-2003
"Blood Golem has lost the lead."
A Caption Contest - TFLlama - 08-20-2003
1) You did what, with who, and for how many skittles?!
2) Akara didn't realize that the Necromancer was trying to kill her with collapsing Blood Golems until it was almost too late.
3) Hey baby, exhume copses here often?
A Caption Contest - Walkiry - 08-20-2003
1. Buñol you say?
(I doubt anyone will get it, but meh).
2. ... and then he said "Hey y'all, watch this!".
3. Jalapenos? What jalapenos?
A Caption Contest - notefreak - 08-20-2003
"You know, there's one little golem I haven't shown you yet" :wub:
A Caption Contest - Dyntheos - 08-20-2003
"Looks like a Blizzard Management Meeting in here.."
A Caption Contest - aaa - 08-20-2003
"That's right Akara, whoever's guess is closest as to the number of golem corpses are in the Rogue's Encampment entryway will win this jar full of an unknown number of jelly beans"
A Caption Contest - Raziel - 08-20-2003
ENTRY:
Now you've worked really really hard over the last two days redoing Harrogath.. I hope it's all worthwhile when you see your new Rogue Encampment, OPEN YOUR EYES!!
....
So on behalf of Qual-Kehk and Akara - i'd like to thank our designers Doug and Amy-Winn, our carpenter Ty Pennington and everyone who helped over two days, that's another episode of TRADING DEMON-BESIEGED HELLHOLES, i'm Trang-Oul, see you next time!
A Caption Contest - Juliet Must Die - 08-20-2003
1) Go get your broom woman!
2) Ever been to the graveyard of banned hackers!?
3) Once again, this is NOT blood⦠Just plain olâ tomato soup! â Eat at Joeâsâ¦
- Juliet Must Die
A Caption Contest - Occhidiangela - 08-20-2003
1) Necro: "So, that's what happens when you try to stuff eight pounds of crap into a five pound bag!"
2) Necro: See below, I edited this because I just had a better caption come to me.
3) Necro: "Looks like I missed the Smashing Pumpkins concert last night."
OK, avert your eyes children
It's coming
The gratuitous, gross out, lowbrow humor non-entry:
4) Necro: "What do you mean that metal container in the latrine was full? You know you're all on the same cycle!"
*ducks*
A Caption Contest - AssA - 08-20-2003
Got milk?
A Caption Contest - pjnow - 08-20-2003
1) "Someone call HG Wells, this is the worst case of cross story pollution I've ever seen"
2) " Erm, Hi ma'am, my name is Neville Longbottom, things really weren't working out for me in that other story line so I came over here. Do you know any spells to get this stuff off your shoes?"
3) " I didn't do it"
A Caption Contest - Tarlok - 08-20-2003
1. Yet Another Reason for Patch Delay:
Patch 1.10 pre-alpha:
- Bug: Necromancer golems spawn with zero life<>
[st]
2. New sign above Akara's tent: Ye Olde Joke Item Shoppe
Necro: "Very funny."
3. "Sorry Akara, but Grog needed some place to practice gore-running for the Barbarian Olympics"
A Caption Contest - TheDragoon - 08-20-2003
1. Necromancer: "Would you like fries with that?"
2. As she cleaned up after hosting the Hell Bovine Barbecue for the Barbarians, Akara came to regret not buying the Godly Sawdust of the Whale that Wirt had offered to sell her earlier that year.
3. Akara's Lawyer, Johnny Cochran: "Here we have one of the gloves worn by the one who repeatedly killed this Necromancer's Golems. It is the Immortal King's Forge, with a strength requirement of 110. Akara has 65 strength and cannot wear it. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
A Caption Contest - TaMeOlta - 08-20-2003
1. :o (Necro) "I'm so sorry , it appears there was a spelling error in Patch 1.10 , somehow 'Fresh Colon' replaced the new 'Flesh Golem' that we were supposed to get ..." :blink:
2. "Don't anybody move !! I've lost a contact !!"
A Caption Contest - Phyloxerra - 08-20-2003
"Oops, give me a second and I'll get this cleaned up"
A Caption Contest - Occhidiangela - 08-20-2003
Quote:. Yet Another Reason for Patch Delay:
Patch 1.10 pre-alpha:
Bug: Necromancer golems spawn with zero life
You got my vote. :D
A Caption Contest - Occhidiangela - 08-20-2003
"Got Ragu?" or "Got Gumbo?"
A Caption Contest - Occhidiangela - 08-20-2003
Necro: "Aaahh . . . Fresh Meat!" :lol: