Official D2 Complain Thread

[Hammerskjold]

A blurb from this link http://www.planetdiablo.com/features/inqui...inquirer101905/ sums up my overall feelings on the subject.

Blizzard announces Patch 1.12

After the success of getting the previous patch to work, Blizzard Entertainment is already moving ahead with a new patch. Patch 1.12 will pick up where Patch 1.11 left off and promises something for everyone. A Blizzard VIP told us that, "We want to make it clear that we haven't abandoned—what's the name of that game again? Oh yes, we want to make it clear that we haven't abandoned Diablo. And I believe that already Diablo II is already in the early stages of development. Anyway, this patch should make both realm players and single players happy."

Changes in the new patch for Battle.net players include:

Three new monsters to battle:
Corpsefire's furious cousin
Bishibosh's even more evil twin
Rakcloneishu

Three new keys to collect and cube to reach the new monsters:
The Key of Discontent
The Key of Apathy
The Key of C

The runewords Domination, Victory, Slaughter, Apocalypse, Grandeur, Incredible

Look for a message that reads like:
"1453842326 DwarfStars sold to merchants. Mini-Diablo runs the Earth"
You will have to find and catch Mini-Diablo. He will then drop a figurine of Gheed, which you can trade to Gheed for a Gheed's Fortune charm. Beware! Meshif will steal it from you if he gets the chance.

Changes in the new patch for single players:

Fixes to most of the things screwed up in the last patch

The runewords Envy, Inability, Inadequacy, Mediocrity, Nausea

Collecting and cubing the keys gains the ability to view a 60-minute infomercial on why you should be on Battlenet. Expect a ladder reset a few days after everyone has had a chance to create new characters to play the new patch.

(Editor's note: The Inquirer has heard rumors of a Patch 1.11b being released but we won't be fooled by them again and we urge our readers not to be fooled either. Stick with us.)

And don't even get me started on what happened to the no-twink, melee Barbarian. I raise a toast to my fallen fighter brethren. Oh Barbi boy, the pipes the pipes... are callin'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU